Mario, Sonic, the Eds, and Friends Ride Body Wars is an episode of the show.

Plot Summary

State of emergency? Not a problem! Mario and the gang decided to investigate a splinter (and explore the human body) at Epcot's Body Wars.

A remake of this episode has been planned with Crash Bandicoot and the Team Fortress 2 gang coming along for the ride.

List of Characters


  1. Mario
  2. Luigi
  3. Yoshi
  4. Sonic
  5. Dr. Robotnik
  6. Scratch
  7. Grounder
  8. Ed
  9. Edd
  10. Eddy


Dr. Robotnik: This better be Good.

Yoshi: I'm scared, Mario.

Eddy: Hey! What's Going On?

Edd: (Gasp)

Ed: My underwear's riding high, guys!

Edd: (Sings a Chocolate)

(All Screams)

Ed: Oh, no.

Ed: Whoa! Help Me!

Eddy: I'M A MINOR, STOP!!!

Edd: Blah, Blah, Blah!!!

Yoshi: (Cries)

Eddy: Mommy?!

Robotnik: (Screams)

Eddy: Help! Stop this thing! Whoa!

Grounder: (Screams)

Mario: Yeow!!!

Yoshi: Mama Luigi! MAMA LUIGI!!

Edd: Oh, my!

Luig: Mario, we're plant food!

Scratch and Grounder: (Screams)

Sonic: Wha!! (Yells)

Luigi: MARIO!!!!!!!

Robotnik: (Yells)

Ed: (Screams) Scratch: Grounder, are you there?

Grounder: I don't know.

Yoshi: (Crying)

Luigi: (to Yoshi) Aw, what's the matter, baby?

Yoshi: Ha, Ha, Mama Luigi.


Grounder: Hey! (gets scared) Who turn off the lights?

Luigi: Yipes! Where's the light switch? Uh, oh!

Scratch: Now we're never get back to mobius.

Sonic: That's no good.


Mario: Well Luigi, we're home.


Luigi: Well, we better go now, before I scare just, think of about it.


Clips Used

  • Super Mario World - "The Yoshi Shuffle"
  • Super Mario World - "Mama Luigi"
  • Super Mario World - "Fire Sale" (old version)
  • Super Mario World - "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
  • Super Mario World - "Gopher Bash"
  • AoStH - "Birth of a Salesman"
  • AoStH - "Robotnikland"
  • AoStH - "Lovesick Sonic"
  • AoStH - "Spaceman Sonic"
  • Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy - "Once Upon an Ed"
  • Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy - "They Call Him Mr. Ed"
  • Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy - "Gimme Gimme Never Ed"
  • Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy - "Every Which Way But Ed"
  • Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy - "3 Squares and an Ed"
  • Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy - "Ed Overboard"