Mario, Sonic, the Eds, and Friends Ride The Funtastic World of Hanna-Barbera is an episode of the show.
Oh dear! During an animation demonstration, Elroy from the Jetsons gets kidnapped by none other than those double dealing do-badders; Dick Dastardly and his snickering sidekick, Muttley. Can Mario and the gang help Yogi Bear and Boo-Boo rescue him before it's too late?
List of CharactersEdit
- Dr. Robotnik
- Crash Bandicoot
Inside the preshow, there were 3 projection screens. Two oval shaped screens and a regular square screen. On one of the oval screens, Yogi Bear appeared pestering guests for food, Boo Boo shows up to inform him that the guests are here for an animation demonstration by William Hanna and Joseph Barbera. The two (live-action) appear on the square screen and begin talking about animation, leading to drawing Elroy Jetson, who magically comes to life and jumps out of the paper three dimensionally. Hanna goes on to talk about computer animation using Dick Dastardly's airplane (in this case, a Rocket ship). Dastardly and Muttley soon show up from inside the spaceship's depths, requesting that they be a part of Hanna-Barbera's next project. However, Hanna and Barbera informs him that the Jetsons are next (coincidentally, at the time of the ride's opening, the release of Jetsons: The Movie was only several weeks away) followed by The Flintstones and Scooby-Doo. In a fit of rage, Dastardly kidnaps Elroy by forcefully pulling him into the computer using the suction of a toilet plunger gun, claiming "If I'm not the star of the next project, then no one will be! I'm taking Elroy where you'll never find him!" The computer begins to self-destruct and the two run away. Yogi and Boo Boo, feeling they should do something, go (with the ride guests) into a rocketship (the main theater) to go save Elroy from the evil plans Dastardly and Muttley have in store for him.
When the riders enter the main theater, the riders are seated in a rocket ship with Yogi as the captain and Boo-Boo the Co-Pilot. The power source is a large rubber band. The force is so strong everyone ends up going back in time to Bedrock. The riders fly off a cliff and through Mr. Slate's construction site before flying into the main city. Yogi and the riders chase after Dastardly through the streets, dodging cars, residents of Bedrock (including Wilma and Betty), and Yogi ends up chasing Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble (who are driving Fred's car) down a street by accident. The riders fly up after Dastardly into the skies, and through a vortex. The riders end up chasing Dastardly through a cemetery in the middle of the night, and the riders are on a near-collision near the Mystery Machine that Scooby-Doo and Shaggy are driving, leading them into a castle where they encounter ghosts. The riders fly around the haunted house looking for Dastardly down hallways and corridors, dodging Scooby and Shaggy who are left hanging on a chandelier when the riders chase after Dastardly into another vortex. This time the riders end up in the future into Orbit City, dodging flying cars and buildings. It's not long before Elroy's family (except Judy and Astro who are absent from the ride) appear and see Elroy captured, (after which he jumped from Dastardly's ship in a bold move aiming to get caught by one of his parents standing nearby, just to be pulled back in Dastardly's ship by the suction of a toilet plunger) and chase after Dastardly with the riders, going into Coney's Skyland, a futuristic amusement park. The riders fly on a roller-coaster track after the villain, and end up going down a steep drop when Rosie the Robot (flying with the Jetsons) extends her arm and lifts Dastardly and Muttley from their rocket, allowing George to save Elroy. Dastardly and Muttley then get surrounded by thousands of flying cop cars, and both are dropped in a flying jail cell. The Jetsons thank them, and the riders fly back home through a vortex and crash land back at the station on a giant inflated bumper reading "END". Yogi gives them a farewell message. "So folks, thanks for joining in the ride, I'll see you on the outside!" A lamp comes down from the top, from which Yogi pulls the light switch. The screen goes black and the ride ends.
[We start on a black background.]
BOO BOO: Try it now, Yogi!
YOGI: Okay, folks, hold on tight!
CRASH B.: (Huh?)
[The background is now a light turned on to reveal the bottom of a launchpad. There is a red shield with a gold "3" on it. The camera starts to pan up while the commotion starts.]
EDDY: Hey! W-w-what's goin' on?
ED: Private Do Not Enter is ready for duty, chief!
BOO BOO: Say, Yogi, what's our power source? Hydrobiped anitmatter?
[On the track is two guys who have a big rubber band. The camera zooms out to be like the two men that are using the rubber band on the ride vehicle.]
YOGI: Nope. A big ol' rubber band, Boo Boo buddy.
EDD: Oh, dear...
ED: Here we go!
[The two men have the rubber band let go of the ride vehicle. The zoom in is extremely fast.]
[The background goes back in time to Bedrock, which is the theme for The Flinstones. Here, Dastardly flies in his rocket along with Muttley. The two have Elroy kidnapped]
DASTARDLY: Drat! Do-gooders on our tail!
MARIO: You plant-pilfering pests!
[Elroy jumps out of their rocket.]
EDDY: What a weasel!
ELROY: Yogi, help!
[Muttley pulls Elroy back into the Rocket as he & Dastardly Speed away.]
YOGI: We're comin', Elroy little buddy!
ED: Now it's my turn!
[The zoom in goes extremely fast.]
EDD: Too fast! We're gonna collide!
[The camera hits the exhaust of Dastardly's rocket, and, upon impact, causes D&M's seats to be ejected and have springs.]
CRASH B.: Whoa!
[The rocket follows D&M down a cliff, and the springs on the seats recoil back into Dastardly's Rocket.]
DASTARDLY: Drat! Muttley, this is all your fault!
[Their rocket goes through a very tight area and into Slate's construction site. The dinosaurs see that the rocket has squeezed through and are afraid of them]
LUIGI: Get back, you despicable dinovores!
YOSHI: Oh-ho-ho-ho! Funabunga!
EDDY: Ooh, ooh! I know! Don't tell me! We hit 'em with a rock, and-- That's stupid! I COULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT!
[The rocket flies away for a few seconds. The camera zooms up to a bird's mouth. After the bird ca-caws, the camera goes upward and about to get Fred Flinstone, who is about to get off a dinosaur's back.]
FRED: Yabba dabba... dooooooooooooooo!
[Dastardly and Muttley appear and fly through the "Welcome to Bedrock" sign as theme from The Flinstones starts to play.]
SONIC: La la la!
BOO BOO: Yogi, keep your eyes on the road!
[The camera zooms up to a Mailman throwing his papers in midair.]
ED: I see him, Eddy!
[The riders fly past Wilma, Betty, Pebbles, and Bam-Bam who are walking and strollering down the street. Robotnik growls. A pterydoctal ca-caws when the camera is panning down. D&M see Fred and Barney driving in Fred's car]
DASTARDLY: Move it, dinosaur brain! Yeeheeheeheehahahahahahahah!
EDDY: What the heck are you doing?!
MARIO: Come back here! You're out of bounds! Come back!
FRED: Step on it, Barney!
BARNEY: Right, Fred!
[Fred & Barney both get chased by a big pink elephant with Firemen on top.]
ED: Look out, Eddy! There's someone on the road!
LUIGI: Yee-noooo, no, no, no!
[A cow moos slightly in the background]
EDD: This is so wrong!
FRED: Look Out!
[The elephant, rode by many Firemen of Bedrock, has a wild horsie chase to F&B. The elephant goes through, slips, and falls on bursting water, after Fred and Barney's car hits a fire hydrant, pounding its buttocks on the ground. Fred and Barney are forced out of Fred's car by the impact of the elephant's collision with the ground, and land on the elephant while the camera zooms in.]
FRED: Hold on, Barney!
[The camera pans up to a big cloud attracted by fire from the bottom. We go to a vortex. Dastardly pops up from the top of the screen.]
DASTARDLY: BOO! Hahahahahahahahahahah! This should scare you off my tail! AAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!
MARIO: Hey! What's the big idea?
[While Dastardly says his lines, the theme is now Scooby-Doo where they are at a cemetary with gravestones in the middle of the night.]
LUIGI: Eggface! Hey, where'd he go?
[The riders nearly run into Shaggy and Scooby who are driving the Mystery Machine.]
CRASH B.: Whoa!
SCOOBY: Raggy! Rets ro! ["Shaggy! Lets go!", since Scooby pronounces the first letter of words as an R.]
EDDY: Did you see that thing lunge at us?
BOO BOO: Where are we, Yogi?
YOGI: It ain't Jellystone Park!
SONIC: You guys don't get it, do you?
[The camera zooms in to the castle ahead. The Mystery Machine comes in, accompanied by Dastardly banging the back with a baseball bat.]
SHAGGY: Like, Look Out!
SCRATCH: There He Is!
DASTARDLY: Move it! Bad guy comin' through!
MARIO: I gotta stop him before he clobbers Luigi.
[The Mystery Machine goes dizzy as the camera zooms inside the castle. Dastardly takes a shortcut through the castle. He comes in so the camera can beat him up.]
EDD: Oh, my!
DASTARDLY: You'll never catch Dastard-... Ga-Whoops! Drat! Muttley! Pull up! NO!!!
YOSHI: Aw, do I have to go to bed so soon?
[Referencing to the word "bed", the rocket has a bed on the top. The camera zooms into the bed, whose blanket has two big lumps on it. The blanket is thrown in the air, revealing the "lumps" to be S&S.]
EDDY: What's that?
ED: It's the phantom of the earwax.
YOSHI: G-g-g-GHOST! YAAHHH!!
EDD: Phantom? Aaahh!
[They all follow D&M with Elroy running out of their rocket through another vortex.]
ELROY: Help! Yogi!
[The subject/theme is now Orbit City. The camera continues to follow D&M's rocket.]
DASTARDLY: Move it! One side! Take this and that! Yeeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehahahahahahahahahaaaaa!
EDDY: That guy's really getting on my nerves.
YOGI: Hold on, folks!
ROBOTNIK: Listen! You are brash, arrogant, obnoxious, pushy, rude, and you dress funny.
[The Jetsons Theme begins to play as D&M&E see George, Jane, & Rosie on the way.]
ELROY: Mom! Dad!
ED: Pizza slice?
DASTARDLY: HEHAAHAHAHAHA! Forget it, Bear! You'll never save him! UH-OH!
SCRATCH, GROUNDER AND LUIGI: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[D&M crash into the hair salon. Dastardly has a female hairdo, and is not happy about that.]
ED & EDDY: AHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH!
DASTARDLY: Double drat!
EDD: That's disturbing.
GEORGE: Don't worry, son. We'll save you!
DASTARDLY: Oh YEAH?? Heeheeheeheehahahahahahahaha!
ED: MAN THE HELMS! DIVE DIVE!
JANE: He's heading for Coney Skyland!
YOSHI: Ba-gabba-boosta! That is fun!
CRASH B.: Whoa!
DASTARDLY: Hahahahaha! Going down!
EDDY: I want my mom...
ED: FASTER, PUSSYCAT, FASTER!
EDDY: HEY, GIVE IT A BREAK, WILL YA?!
ED: YOU GOT IT, EDDY!
ELROY: Mom! Dad! Rosie! Do something!
GEORGE: Hang on, son!
ROSIE: Closer, Mr. J!
GEORGE: I'm trying, Rosie!
GEORGE: Reach me, Elroy!
ELROY: Dad, I can't!
YOSHI: Oh, Yoshi hungry.
LUIGI: You'll have to wait.
[Rosie grabs D&M and hoists them into the air.]
ROSIE: Now, Mr. J!
[Elroy leaps out of Dastardly's rocket, allowing him to be rescued by George.]
GEORGE: Gotcha, Elroy!
[Dastardly tries to grab Elroy, but fails. Seconds later, D&M are flattened by one of the carnival rides.]
ED: I win! Jawbreaker, please!
JETSONS: Thanks, Yogi!
YOGI: Anytime, Jetsons!
YOSHI: Oooh! Big lunch!
[As the Jetsons leave, Dastardly's rocket spins out of control and collides with a group of signs, destroying it and leaving D&M floating in midair.]
ED & EDDY: (laughing)
YOSHI: Oh! Oh, oh, I.. I'm sorry!
DASTARDLY: Drat, dratchin'...
[Several police officers surround them.]
OFFICER: We got you surrounded! You're coming with us!
GROUNDER: In the name of Dr. Robotnik, you're under arrest!
[D&M are promptly arrested.]
DASTARDLY: Muttley, this is all your fault!
LUIGI: Hey, good work, Yoshi.
[Riders travel through another vortex taking them back to the launch pad from the start.]
BOO BOO: Mission accomplished!
YOGI: Hang on! I've never landed before!
[The riders chase a blue/orange robot. Another bot, the same one the riders chased, inflates a big ball with orange/yellow rings with the word "END" in big uppercases.]
LUIGI: Oh no! Heads up, Yosh!
EDD & EDDY: (screaming)
[Yogi bursts through the inflatable bumper.]
YOGI: Oof! Eh-He...I, uuhh, meant to do that.
EDD: Oh, dear.
ED: Do it again! Ha ha ha!
YOGI: So folks, thanks for joining in the ride. I'll see you on the outside! Hey, hey, hey!
[A lamp comes down from the top, from which Yogi pills the light switch. The ride ends, causing the screen to fade out.]
=Team Fortress 2 VersionEdit
Super Mario World/Super Mario Bros. 3 episodes:Edit
- "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
- "Mama Luigi"
- "Ha ha ha!" "Yeah, well, I didn't think it was so funny."
- [Mario laughing]
- "Aw, Yoshi hungry." "You'll have to wait."
- "Gopher Bash"
- "The Yoshi Shuffle"
- "Rock TV"
- "Ooh! Funabunga!"
- "Ghosts 'R' Us"
- "Fire Sale"
- "Ba-gabba-boosta! This is fun!"
Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episodes:Edit
- "Birth of a Salesman"
- "Lovesick Sonic"
- "Sonic Breakout"
Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy episodes:Edit
- "Run for Your Ed"
- "Private Do Not Enter is ready for duty, chief!"
- "Gimme Gimme Never Ed"
- "Oh, dear..." "What?"
- [Edd & Eddy screaming]
- "What a weasel!"
- "That guy's really getting on my nerves."
- "I want my mom-- AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"
- "Faster, pussycat, faster!" "Hey, give it a break, will ya?" "You got it, Eddy!"
- "Once Upon an Ed"
- "Hey! W-w-what's goin' on?"
- "Now it's my turn!"
- "Oh, my!"
- "Run Ed Run"
- "Too fast! We're going to colli--"
- "A Twist of Ed"
- "Ooh, ooh! I know! Don't tell me! We hit 'em with a rock, and-- That's stupid. I COULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT!"
- "Pizza slice?"
- "Robbin' Ed"
- "I see him, Eddy!"
- "An Ed is Born"
- "Here we go!"
- "What the heck are you doing?!"
- "This is so wrong!"
- "Man the helms! Dive! Dive!"
- "Oh, dear."
- "Dueling Eds"
- "Look out, Eddy! There's someone on the road!"
- "Dim Lit Ed"
- "Did you see that thing lunge at us?"
- "I win! Jawbreaker, please!"
- "3 Squares and an Ed"
- "That's disturbing."
- "Do it again! Ha ha!"
- "Honor Thy Ed"
- "What's that?" "It's the Phantom of the Earwax." "Phantom?!"
- "A Case of Ed"
- Crash Tag Team Racing
- Quotes for Crash Bandicoot
- Crash of the Titans
- Quotes for Crash Bandicoot
- The ride opened on June 7, 1990, the same time Universal Studios Orlando officially opened. It closed on October 20, 2002 and was replaced with Jimmy Neutron's Nicktoon Blast on April 11, 2003, which in turn closed on August 18, 2011 and was relpaced with Despicable Me: Minion Mayhem on July 2, 2012.
- Dastardly likes to say the word "drat" all the time.
- WILHELM SCREAM: The scream was heard two times. The first one was, in the Bedrock scene, where a Mailman guy gets scared, runs away, and throws all of his papers in the air. The second time was where D&M enter Orbit City and Dastardly punches a saucer with a boxing glove.
- Greg Burson as Yogi Bear
- Don Messick as Boo-Boo / Muttley / Scooby Doo
- Patrick Zimmerman as Elroy Jetson
- Michael Bell as Dick Dastardly
- Henry Corden as Fred Flintstone
- Frank Welker as Barney Rubble and The Dinosaurs
- Jean Vander Pyl as Rosie / Wilma Flintstone
- B.J. Ward as Betty Rubble
- Casey Kasem as Shaggy
- Hal Smith as the Ghosts
- Jeff Bergman as George Jetson
- Penny Singleton as Jane Jetson
- William Hanna and Joseph Barbera as Themselves (pre-show only)
- Walker Boone as Mario
- Tony Rosato as Luigi
- Andrew Sabistion as Yoshi
- Jaleel White as Sonic the Hedgehog
- Long John Baldry as Dr. Robotnik
- Phil Hayes as Scratch
- Garry Chalk as Grounder
- Matt Hill as Ed
- Samuel Vincent as Edd
- Tony Sampson as Eddy
- Jess Harnell as Crash Bandicoot
Team Fortress 2 VersionEdit
- Gary Schwartz as Heavy / Demoman
- Nathan Vetterlein as Scout
- Grant Goodeve as Engineer
- Dennis Bateman as Spy / Pyro
- Rick May as Soldier
- John Patrick Lowrie as Sniper
- Robin Atkin Downes as Medic